Steven J. Horowitz

Jun 01

Still don’t give a fuck.

Still don’t give a fuck.

unintentionally hilarious: The Ask -

unintentionallyhilarious:

There’s not much I hate more than having to ask people for money. It’s always awkward for everyone involved. The person asking feels embarrassed and nervous. The person being asked feels put on the the spot. That’s the single greatest benefit I can see of being crazy rich: you don’t have to…

Sure, why not. Seems like fun.

Wake me up when I start giving a fuck.

Wake me up when I start giving a fuck.

I would prefer not to.

archipelagogo:

- things (bartleby and) i say when horowitz tries to badoob-bomb me.

ERYKAH BADU’S HOO HOO

[video]

May 31

My friend Alex works PR for BLL and we went to the park on Memorial Day and she was like, “Who wants to pose with BLLs?” I, of course, obliged, since looking good while posing with anything is one of my strongest features. So I grabbed an ice cold BLL on a hot pre-summer day, popped it open and now 8,645 people like my hand.

My friend Alex works PR for BLL and we went to the park on Memorial Day and she was like, “Who wants to pose with BLLs?” I, of course, obliged, since looking good while posing with anything is one of my strongest features. So I grabbed an ice cold BLL on a hot pre-summer day, popped it open and now 8,645 people like my hand.

When I found out I didn’t have mono today, I was all this.

When I found out I didn’t have mono today, I was all this.

May 30

GPOYW

GPOYW

tylercoates:


I’ve never been a big re-writer or eraser. I don’t tend to write things down until they are what is in my head. With this album, I didn’t question that came out of my brain or mouth. I just decided to spit everything out and accept as it was and not go back and change anything. I don’t really remember writing the songs. I don’t remember them being at an in-between stage. I remember the beginning and I remember them being done.

Fiona Apple on Her New Album, Lana Del Rey, and Reading Blogs

I have been waiting to read this.

tylercoates:

I’ve never been a big re-writer or eraser. I don’t tend to write things down until they are what is in my head. With this album, I didn’t question that came out of my brain or mouth. I just decided to spit everything out and accept as it was and not go back and change anything. I don’t really remember writing the songs. I don’t remember them being at an in-between stage. I remember the beginning and I remember them being done.

Fiona Apple on Her New Album, Lana Del Rey, and Reading Blogs

I have been waiting to read this.