Steven J. Horowitz

Here is a derpy pic of me after I ran the Brooklyn half-marathon...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:17:00 -0400

Here is a derpy pic of me after I ran the Brooklyn half-marathon earlier this morning with my gurl Becca and brother Andrew. We were in Coney Island. It was not a pleasant race. I just ran the New Jersey marathon two Sundays ago and was not in the physical place to cover this distance again. But, I did pretty well. Ran in 1:45:56. During the marathon, I reached the 13.1 mark at 1:38:44, so not THAT far off but still not that good. But like w/e I just had two full lunches so smd.

Lindsey and I saw Zebra Katz open for Lana Del Rey last summer...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:43:07 -0400

Lindsey and I saw Zebra Katz open for Lana Del Rey last summer at Irving Plaza. We had no idea who he was and were moderately horrified. He just wasn’t good. He had this song called “I’ma Read” and we were likee wtf dud.e.

So now, I’m giving his new mixtape DRKLING a listen and it’s super dank and inviting. He got Busta Rhymes to remix “I’ma Read” and retitled it “I’ma Lead.” Listen if you like dark, bog-monster rap.

tumblinerb: Mariah Carey f/ OJ The Juiceman, Big Boi &...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:19:11 -0400

tumblinerb:

Mariah Carey f/ OJ The Juiceman, Big Boi & Gucci Mane - “H.A.T.E. U (Remix)” (Unreleasedish, 2009)

I’m really happy for Future and CiCi and I’mma let them finish (even if B.O.B. neglected to extend such a courtesy) but Mariah had the greatest rapper stacked “My Boo” remix of all time. I want to slide jump into the parallel universe where Gucci permanently morphed into a Wale-like exploito-sensitive headwrap bro after this verse: Phantoms in Atlanta madame / damn we such a major tandem / incense, oils and scented candles…

Probably my favorite Mariah remix of all time. I sometimes subconsciously rap aloud to myself, “I know we ain’t A1, there’s a lot at stake, hear what I say, hun.”

Mayer Hawthorne feat. Jessie Ware - Her Favorite Song What in...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:39:11 -0400

Mayer Hawthorne feat. Jessie Ware - Her Favorite Song

What in the fuck is going on, I am seriously liking Mayer Hawthorne now and need an intervention

servingreelness: Ben & David review their experiences in...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:58:32 -0400

servingreelness:

Ben & David review their experiences in high school and gay bars, and also kind of talk about Almost Normal and Parting Glances.

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Jesus Christ just listen already

I showed up to work in this outfit today and all the fly honeys...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:21:00 -0400

I showed up to work in this outfit today and all the fly honeys were like damn son

This is good.

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:30:59 -0400

This is good.

A+ marketing campaign

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:50:52 -0400

A+ marketing campaign

GPOY

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:38:43 -0400

GPOY

so. have you had one of those days where everything holds weight? the moment where the waitress at...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:04:00 -0400

so. have you had one of those days where everything holds weight? the moment where the waitress at the diner does a double take and tells you that you and your dad look exactly alike? that you’ll forever associate sheryl crow’s “soak up the sun” with a 9:30 am trip to walmart? that, for two hours, you moved furniture that belonged to your late grandmother from the garage to the basement? that you read the first 20 pages of a novel you know you’re going to love, and forever remember? that you downloaded an album that you anticipated for a year, but you couldn’t bring yourself to listen to it, because you didn’t want your mood to spoil it?

that’s what happened, today.

Following last week’s purchase of ice cream Oreos, I...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:20:24 -0400

Following last week’s purchase of ice cream Oreos, I continue my grossness with this week’s Oreo haul.

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:57:16 -0400

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

This makes me feel

These are the makings of me

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:14:19 -0400

These are the makings of me

The fuckin jam.

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:46:23 -0400

The fuckin jam.

christinefriar: rachelfershleiser: Last night at Housing Works...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:25:06 -0400

christinefriar:

rachelfershleiser:

Last night at Housing Works Bookstore Cafe, we had a glorious launch party for the wonderful Tumblr-born book Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps by Kelly Williams Brown. The night featured stories of being not-quite-grown-up from some of the Internet’s funniest writers: Kelly, Julieanne Smolinski, Lindsey Weber, Christine Friar, Caragh Poh, John Asante, and Kelly’s editor Meredith Haggerty. Our guest bookseller Word Brooklyn sold out of every last copy! If you need a great graduation gift, a guide to life, or a bunch of hilarious Tumblrs to follow while you procrastinate everything you’re supposed to be doing, we’ve got you covered.

Beautiful night, beautiful readers. One million thank yous to Meredith and Kelly and Rachel for putting on a dope event and bringing so many wonderful people into the same room.

This was gr8, proud of my bbs for doing an awesome job

This article that Linds helped pen reminded me that The...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:58:00 -0400

This article that Linds helped pen reminded me that The Wannadies stole my heart and that’s why I’m the heartless monster I’ve become.

bobbyfinger: Adam Brody in some new Paula Patton movie called...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:06:07 -0400

bobbyfinger:

Adam Brody in some new Paula Patton movie called Baggage.

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

davidsmithyman: servingreelness: Ben & David review two...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:10:02 -0400

davidsmithyman:

servingreelness:

Ben & David review two movies on the polar opposite ends of the spectrum: Weekend and Another Gay Movie.

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Episode 2 is up!

Moar comedy

RUDE

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:18:22 -0400

RUDE

James Blake, live and direct, currently serving up Imogen Heap...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:37:33 -0400

James Blake, live and direct, currently serving up Imogen Heap realness